The People's Republic of The United Fellnol Peoples is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the General Secretary with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.608 billion Fellnols are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Portage. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fellnol economy, worth 616 trillion quils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,863 quils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the news is showing footage of the General Secretary bullying an old man to the point of tears, the true length of the coastline of The United Fellnol Peoples may never be measured, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Fellnol Peoples's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The United Fellnol Peoples is ranked 5,683^rd in the world and 255^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 158 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.